#1258
I'll get you my pretty...
Date: 12/13/2001
From: IamWritersBlock
and you're little cow, Cow, too!
#1259
/a throws opium & booze at WritersBlock!
Date: 12/13/2001
From: Let_It_Schmoe
:oŢ
It worked for Hemmingway. Back!! I caste ye back!!
fw!!
no socks
#1260
Mooe?
Date: 12/13/2001
From: Lord_KFB_Cow
Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo
I don't think so.
MOO!
#1261
This is the part where I make the most
Date: 12/13/2001
From: Lita_the_Surly_Elf
awesomest reply ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Except I can't think of anything to say. Not a damn thing.
DOH!!!
Lita
#1262
and you wonder why I said "pleh"
Date: 12/13/2001
From: Tork_110
And I don't care what anyone says. A "hmph" from Lita hurts more than ten "blahs".
#1263
Being "Pleh"'d hurts
Date: 12/13/2001
From: MickeysXmasCarol
.............................
It drove me away from the board for two days!
Not really. Some real life stuff happened, and it took away my will to do anything on this board. But I'm back now! Feel my wrath!!!
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
dsaggn;jjjbkntrjnbgp;btupnranbznv
#1264
<gramps starts getting violently crazy>
Date: 12/13/2001
From: Carmelita5738
gra... er, 5738?: I'M BACK, WEENIES!!!! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!! I WILL DESTROY YOU, 9000, BECAUSE I HAVE NOW ROBBED THREE MCDONALD'S!!!! IN FACT, I AM HAMBURGLAR!!!! ROBBLE, ROBBLE, ROBBLE!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!!!1!!!11!!
Lita: Ssssssshut uuuuuppp, clone killuuuurereerrr!!!
5738?: I AM NOT A CLONE KILLER!!! I AM CARMELITA5738!!!!
FEAR ME, WEENIES!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1!!!11!
NOW I HAVE ROBBED FIVE MCDONALD'S!!!!
Mickey: But, you've been here since you said you robbed three.
5738?: STOP POINTING OUT MY PLOTHOLES, INFERIOR BEING!!!! EAT PRUNE-TART, WEAKLINGS, FOR I AM ZORAK, AND THUNDERCLEESE DOES NOT LIVE HERE!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
EM: Okay, this is getting old, like many times before. Take this, you old coot! <EM slugs gramps>
5738?: THAT DOES NOT AFFECT ME, SO YOU SHALT PAY!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!!!11!!!!1!!! <5738? starts kicking EM in the lower thigh muscle> FEEL THE BURN, FOOLISH MORTAL!!!!
Lita42: Hey, you're right, poor deranged person! I shouldn't fear identity theft punishment!
EM: Hey, help me! I've got a 90 year old 14 year old kicking me in my lower thigh muscle!
Lita: Really?! Don't fear Identity Theft?! *hic* <stumbles around in her implied purse and pulls out the Clone Self-Destruct Remote, complete with 9000 buttons, including 9001's button but not 9000's, obviously>
EM: On second thought... that feels pretty good... a little lower... <EM falls asleep>
Lita42: Okay, I'm fearful again! I sorry, but... Mickey made me do it!
Lita: Mickey!?!? EM, puncssssssh him to a pulp! *hic*
Cow: EM's asleep, you pooooooor floooooooozie!!!
5738?: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT PUNY PERSON FELL JUST LIKE THE HAMBURGLAR!!!
Rimmer: All of these broken statements are confusing! Lemme see... Here 5738, here's a nice drink...
5738?: WHY THANK YOU! <EATS GLASS AND ALL AND... immediately passes out>
Lita: Wha? Wake up, Mike! <walks over to kick him, but trips on gramps/5738?> Oofie!
Rimmer: Boy, we sure are getting somewhere, aren't we?
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
If I'm The Hamburglar, Then I Can't Hate Myself!
Or Am I The Hamburglar?!
Second Place Winner Wacky Races 2001!
10:17 P.M. CST!
#1265
What do you expect, I was a bear!
Date: 12/13/2001
From: TorksXmasSpecial
I just checked the archives. We're nowhere near 6507, but there is one post with 1290 replies. It was #42 and it was someone's anniversery. We should surpass that over the weekend.
RRRRARRRRRRRR!! GRRRRRRRRR!
Not all bears are like Winnie the Pooh.
Did you know that if you say "Sunday12" 5 times, she appears and kills you?!
#1266
Grrr! Stoopid WritersBlock!
Date: 12/13/2001
From: AnOldRedneckReindeer
You don't have it, and it still messes up your supposedly conjoined replies! <throws Birkenstocks at WritersBlock, as well as a pair at Schmoe, because his feet stink up the Response Record when he doesn't wear socks!>
PLEH!!!1!!!11!!!1! >:oŢ
gramps!
#1267
Mwa-ha-ha!!!
Date: 12/13/2001
From: IamWritersBlock
Now dance for me, rummy!
You think a plot u-turn will stop me?
Watch out for me!
#1268
Yay!!!!
Date: 12/13/2001
From: AnOldRedneckReindeer
I killed Writer's Block, I killed Writer's Block!!!! Nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!! BLAH!!!! and PLEH!!!! to you Writer's Block!!! PLAH, or BLEH, or PLEBLEH!!1!!11!! >:oŢ
gramps!
#1269
<Lita puts her hands to her head>
Date: 12/14/2001
From: Lita_the_Surly_Elf
....................................................
NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY FREAKIN' SENSE, AND I GOT PLEHED!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EM: Lita, shut up. I'm trying to get some sleep.
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
is so very confoozled.
What's going on?
#1270
Hoo boy...
Date: 12/14/2001
From: MickeysXmasCarol
Hoo boy... Hoo boy... Hoo boy...
Mickey: Gramps, are you ok? What's this about? Is it this Writer's Block guy?
Gramps: NO! I FEEL FINE! I'M CARMELITA5738! I'M ALWAYS FINE!
MICK...sorry, Mickey: Hey, did anybody remember to pick up Gramp's pills before we left?
Lita: Noh...I would of remembered that. <hic>
Mickey: Oh well...so what's the situation?
Rimmer: PM's got boobs.
Mickey: Well...good for him.
Tork: He's a werewolf. Raaaaarrrr.
Rimmer: It's all on this monitor right here. Hey, who's that?
Mickey: I don't know...but that's not Mrs. Mo, I can tell you that. Hey, this could be an incriminating tape.
Rimmer: Nah, we went down that road before, remember? PM killed himself off.
Mickey: Oh yeah. Hey, what's he doing here? (poins at Buffalo)
Lita: He wash shupposhed to be a hoshtage, or sumpthing. Hey, why don't he recognize <hic> you?
Buffalo: Nah, I rackognize 'im. That's Mickey. Sounds an awful lot lahke this bahld Egyptian guy I know, though.
Gramps: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME? ROBBLE, ROBBLE, ROBBLE!
Buffalo: Wow, even ah've never seen someone snap lahke that. This is enturtaihning.
Mickey: Wait, is that...Buffy? Can we sell this to the tabloids, maybe?
Rimmer: Hmmmm....No, I don't think so. That's that other girl, anyway.
Mickey: Well, gee, you know...I'm trying to come up with a plan for once.
Rimmer: Don't get like this, Mickey. There good plans, but it's either been done, or it's not enough. Awwww, damn it!
Mickey: What?
Rimmer: He's human again! Lita, have you been playing with Buffalo's pants?
Lita: Take that back, misshy, or I shwear I'll pleh you like no onesh buishenessh.
Mickey: Maybe he realized how bad a pun it was, and stopped taking it that way.
Rimmer: You're probably right. But my bone eater is still after him.
(on the monitor)
WHB: Can I try on your hat?
PM: Well, I'm not supposed to take it off, but, for a c list celebrity like you, sure...(gives her the hat, she puts it on, right when the bone eater catches up with them...)
Rimmer: Oooooh...that's messy.
Mickey: Well, she won't be back next season.
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
She was to Egyptian...yep.
#1271
Tork is a deadman, miss him, miss him!
Date: 12/14/2001
From: Sunday12
<ties up Tork and sticks him on the railroad tracks just as a train whistle can be heard in the distance.>
#1272
What?!!!11!
Date: 12/14/2001
From: TorksXmasSpecial
<story mode OFF>
Tork: You're killing me off!!! But I'm the most popular character!!
PM: Actually I did a poll. You rank behind Lita42, the cow, h_wood, and IamWritersBlock. The "pleh" incident cost you at least a percentage point.
Tork: Leaving me with...?
PM: 1 percent...if you round up...liberally.
Tork: ...1 percent? 1 PERCENT!!! ... All right!! I'm number one! I'm number one!
<story mode ON>
Tork: I can get out of this...if only I could reach...my...utility belt. Which I stole from Diabolik.
#1273
Now you're really in trouble Tork!
Date: 12/14/2001
From: Sunday12
(((Tork in doghouse mode)))
You left Rimmer out of that list of popular people. That's just wrong!
<Sunday runs over to where Tork is tied up and starts power teasing his hair so he'll have knots that will never come out!>
#1274
I'm less popular than Mickey?
Date: 12/14/2001
From: IamWritersBlock
Surely, you jest...............
Just for that, I'm going to get everyone if it's the last thing I do.
Me being less popular than the dumbass comic relief guy. My mother would be so ashamed.
Tick, tock...
#1275
I wouldn't say that, IaWB
Date: 12/14/2001
From: MickeysXmasCarol
................................
How do we know this isn't the top of the list? You never know (h_wood...the ladies can never get enough of that guy!).
Wait, I just remembered, you called me a dumbass. And here I am trying to make you feel better. Well,
PLEH!
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
Tick, tock...I'm *so* scared
#1276
Rimmer: Oh no! Tork's gonna die!
Date: 12/14/2001
From: Lita_the_Surly_Elf
...........................................................
Lita: That'll teachim ta pleh me.
Mickey: I thought you *didn't* want him to say pleh to you.
Lita: ..... Shut up!!!
Buffalo: You tellim, Sweet Pea! Nobody talks to mah little ol' Cupcake II thaht way!
Lita: I'm not yer Sssweet Pea… *hic* and QUIT CALLING ME OLD!!!
<Lita throws a blanket over Buffalo's head. Now nobody has to look at his ass crack! In fact, nobody has to look at him at all, except for his feet sticking out under the bottom of the blanket.>
Rimmer: <Looking at her viewscreen> That train is getting pretty close to Tork. Maybe we should do something.
Lita: Ok, fine. Evil Mike, go ssssave Tork'sss assss again.
Lita 42: Again? When has Evil Mike saved Tork in the past?
Lita: Don talk backtame. Tork better take back that pleh ifee doesnn die.
******
<At the train tracks. Tork is tied to them, and his fur is all matted. That Sunday Bitch must have run away, since the train is getting closer and closer and closer…. Evil Mike shows up.>
EM: Hi.
Tork: Aaaah! I'm going to die!!! Grrr!!! What do you want??? Come here to watch me die??? Roar!!!
EM: That sounds like a lot more fun, actually, but I'm supposed to save you. Lita would probably get really pissed off at me if I didn't at least pretend to try to make an attempt at saving you.
Tork: Well, hurry up!!! That train is really close now!!!
EM: <in no hurry> Sure is.
<Evil Mike pulls a dime out of his pocket and puts it on one of the train track's rails between where Tork is tied and where the train is coming. He stands well back.>
EM: That should do it.
Tork: That won't do anything!!! Roar!!! That's a terrible plan for saving me!!! Grr!!!
EM: *shrug* Whatever.
<The train starts to run over the dime, but oh no! The dime makes the train derail! Tork is saved! The train isn't…>
Tork: You saved me!!! Rarr!
EM: *eeyugh...* I guess I did.
Tork: But you probably killed hundreds of people in the process…
EM: *smiles* Yeah. I and just makes it all worthwhile.
<Just then, the engineer of the train, quite unharmed, climbs out of the wreckage>
Engineer: Boy! What a wreck, eh? Thank goodness the only thing this train was carrying was a variety of evil stuff PM ordered to further his evil empire! No people besides me at all! And I'm a robot! So nobody died! In fact, I bet a whole lot of evil was averted! <He leaves>
<Evil Mike's smile fades. He hangs his head and trudges back toward Diabolik's lair mumbling.>
EM: Why do I even bother?
Tork: Hey… Evil Mike… I guess you didn't notice… I'm still tied to the tracks! You're going to untie me, right? You're not going to leave me here? Evil Mike? <Evil Mike is nowhere to be seen.> Roar!!!
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
#1277
Hold on just a gosh darn minute!!!
Date: 12/14/2001
From: Carmelita42
...................................................
I'm one of the *UN*popular characters? What the hell is up with that! I'm going to punch Tork really hard when he gets back here! Or maybe Pharaoh Mobius... I'm not sure. I know, I'll hit them both!!!
Lita 42
hates losing popularity contests
Next up: I'm sorry.
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